Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
