Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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