just tell him i said nine months
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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