this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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