screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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