theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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