I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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