Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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