u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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