I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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