I am puke
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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