I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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