do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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