So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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