real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
not ubering you a puppy
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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