I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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