So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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