People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
