But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
