A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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