then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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