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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Drake has all the answers
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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