some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize