Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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