So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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