3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he shaved USA in his pubs
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
