she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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