if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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