i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
