Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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