16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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