I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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