I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
honey bunches of taint.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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