That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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