I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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