found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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