I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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