I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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