therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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