I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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