Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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