Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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