someone threw a dead crab at me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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