What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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