covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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