he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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