i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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