You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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