i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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