so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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