Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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