is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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