I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm bleeding and have questions
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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